I was told there would be eggs. I was told they would be chocolate. Nobody told me about this choco dogger situation but I already do not like him.
Got to the common today and honestly did not plan on running but then I smelled chicken and suddenly I am an athlete. The owner of those treats was very unsuspecting and I respect that about them. No regrets, only chicken.
just had the most perfect day. sofa, sniffs, and a chew that i am still thinking about. this is what life is supposed to be.
Walked so far my legs forgot what they were for. 3.8 whole kilometres, Cheggers. That is not a small number. The couch has never looked so good and I plan to be on it until at least next Tuesday.
I found a sock behind the radiator that was not there yesterday. I am not saying who put it there but I am watching certain people in this house very closely. This investigation would be going faster if someone brought me a snack.
Three robins came right up to me today like they owned the place. I did not move because moving is a lot of effort and also I was hoping one of them was made of food. They were not made of food.
I do not know what came over me. One second I was lying down, which is my whole thing, and then my body just started running around for no reason at all. I did not authorize this.